Entrèe

Entrèe (voiced by Joe Pingue) is a mutant who was spliced from a cow, a pig, a chicken and a shrimp, and is one of the many residents of Keep Away Island. Along with his best friend Peri, he is one of the main characters of the show, and the star of most of the episodes.

About Entrèe
Entrèe was created by the Doctor for no other purpose than to be the perfect meal. Since he had a liking for steak, chicken sandwiches, shrimp cocktail, bacon, eggs, and many others, he decided to create a single creature that could satisfy all of his cravings at once, under the premise that it would eliminate world hunger. Everyone seems to be aware of this, even Entrèe himself, and it is constantly mentioned and joked about, to the point where Entrèe even thinks about eating himself once. He has a twin brother, named Apéritif, who seemed to be his exact opposite, and who turned out to be one of the Doctor's most dangerous creations.

Like Peri, he lives outside the city of Condemned. His house is apparently a giant pizza oven, complete with a bed made out of a barbeque grill. Peri usually comes over to his house to play a game of Bucket-Stick-Fruit-Ball, or just hang out with Entrèe.

Personality
Entrèe is well known for his improper treatment of others. Although he's not exactly a bad guy, he's very used to taking advantage of others to get ahead in life, even Peri. He enjoys seeing others getting hurt, and he particularly considers Fuzzy's attempts to leave the island hilarious, even writing about it on his diary.

He is also known for his incredibly low level of intelligence, which has been demonstrated several times. Whenever a sensible solution is offered, he either fails to understand it, or flat out rejects it in favor of an alternative of his own. When he tried to memorize an entire dictionary in order to appear sophisticated, his brain couldn't handle the immense amount of information, and started to burn. When he tried to use the Doctor's special helmet to learn knitting, his brain capacity was stated to be insufficient, forcing him to erase his knowledge of kung fu and the ability to walk from his memory in order to be able to learn it. When outside of his head, his brain has also been shown to be extremely unintelligent, speaking in chopped sentences and singing about erroneous math problems.

One of his most prominent traits is his love of food. Entrèe has been shown to have a huge refrigerator inside his house, filled with lots of different kinds of food, and is usually found eating (or trying to eat) something. He seems especially fond of mayonnaise; he is constantly seen with a jar of mayo, has sung "MAY-O-NAIISE!!" more than once, and even tried to have a diet composed of nothing but mayonnaise, which caused him to hallucinate and feel terrible afterwards. However, this also seems to extend to inedible objects; Entrèe has been known to eat a washing machine, a toaster, a pair of boxer shorts, and he even tried to eat his own house once.

Entrèe is a schemer, as well as remarkably lazy; he constantly tries to find ways to make everything easier for him. He has been known to string together a long list of promises in order to gain benefits, and then trying to disguise himself so he doesn't have to fulfill them. He even tries to go through the rest of his life doing nothing, which eventually caused him to turn into a tree. While he initially finds this to be great, using his roots to do everything he needs to do, he soon tries to break free of this state when it causes him to miss Keep Away Island's Crazy Funday, and is saddened when he realizes how mistaken he was.

Abilities and Traits
Entrèe is yellowish-white, and he is a clear reflection of his components. He has a chicken comb, a cow udder, chicken wings, a pig nose, and a shrimp for a tail.

He seems rather resistant to physical harm, being dropped from incredible heights, bitten, stomped, squashed, burned, and only showing minimal damage, sometimes not even feeling any pain. He is also able to lay eggs and give milk (referred to as juice by the characters), like a real chicken and cow would. However, only one udder gives good milk; the rest make it taste horrible.

He is also able to live without his brain or internal organs without much difficulty. His internal organs have been shown to be sentient, and have vacated his body once due to his mistreatment of them.

Despite having been designed to be immobile, Entrèe is able to use his udders to walk. They have also been shown to have special powers and names: Commodore Uddersworth can communicate with sea creatures, A.J. can teleport him wherever he wishes, Democles works as a flashlight, Tina can change shapes, and Nugget has the power of hypnosis. Pokey and Cranky haven't displayed any powers. There is also an eighth udder, which Entrèe dares not name, since "it gives him power".

Peri
As mentioned before, Peri and Entrèe are best friends. According to The Count of Pinchy Crabbo, the two met at the Doctor's lab when they were mere DNA chains, and became friends by using Fuzzy as a plaything. Entrèe seems to be somewhat nicer to Peri than he is to most of the other mutants, and Peri is the only one who can put up with Entrèe's dangerous and questionable behavior for prolonged periods of time. They are seen hanging out together and having fun more often than not. The two enjoy strange and sometimes dangerous pasttimes, such as eating rocks, switching body parts, or playing a game of Bucket-Stick-Fruit-Ball. They don't spend all of their time together (each of them has been shown to be annoyed by the other's constant presence and/or behavior in Stuck Together), but they have consistently shown that they are close and each enjoys the other's company. While several episodes show them fighting over some random issue, their friendship usually shines through, with their disagreements easily settled.

Patricia
Entrèe is used to not following or even considering Patricia's advice, sometimes even overreacting to the mere mention of an idea from her, which usually leads to trouble for him. He is also greatly irritated when she interferes with his idea of fun, even when she is right. Whenever he causes trouble, she usually isn't as patient with him as she is with other people, sometimes even attacking him when he manages to make her angry. As for Patricia, she doesn't seem particularly fond of Entrèe, although she doesn't hate him outright either. Despite their differences, they are still capable of cooperating when they have to, although this is rarely seen.

Two-Legs Joe
Entrèe's relationsip with Joe is not a good one. On several occasions, he has made it clear that he considers Joe to be boring, annoying and a killjoy, and irritating him is one of his favorite activities. On the other hand, Joe feels nothing but anger, irritation and white-hot hatred whenever Entrèe is around, even crushing Patricia with a door because he mistakenly believed her to be Entrèe. According to Mr. Wrinkles in Time, this is all due to a childhood incident where Entrèe destroyed his favorite toy, a talking hippo called Mr. Wrinkles, by accidentally throwing it into the volcano. This is later shown to be an important event, as in an alternate timeline where this didn't happen, Mr. Wrinkles made Princess Pony Apehands his servant, easily taking over the island. In this timeline, Joe openly referred to Entrèe as his best friend. However, this is undone when Peri and Entrèe go back in time so that Entrèe can destroy Mr. Wrinkles again, in order to set the timeline back to normal.

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